Roswell Crash
I thought you would enjoy this little blurb of nonfiction!
Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident which many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government. In fact, there were many reported sightings all over the country that night.
However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, the following "persons" were born:
Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William Jefferson Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
I know this is a pretty bold statement for a brown person to make but, see what happens when aliens breed with sheep...?
Is that not why they call them "sheeple"? 
This just raises more questions:
1. Why would aliens want to take us over? Have they seen Rosie??
2. Should we start sending financial aid to Mars in order to appease this new threat?
3. How do you explain Obama?
4. Why, just WHY, would you disparage sheep in this sort of way?
5. Is Global warming involved?
It simply leaves me boggled.
I see some sleepless nights over this one.
But then again, why do you think cattle mutilations were/are on the increase ? They attempted to do the same thing with cattle, as they did the sheep, but found the folly of their ways, and are attempting to stop the flow.
Definite sign of higher intelligence, IMO.
